為何男人總是心情好？
同事寄來的轉寄文章，寫到為何男人總是比女人快樂，覺得其中很多寫到女人的心坎裡，放在這裡跟大家分享。
男人：
Your last name stays put(你的姓有人傳承).
The garage is all yours.(車庫是屬於你的)
Wedding plans take care of themselves.(婚禮自然而然就安排好了)
Chocolate is just another snack. (巧克力是另一種點心)
You can be President.(你可以當總統)
You can never be pregnant.(你永遠不會懷孕)
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (你可以穿白T-shirt去水上樂園)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. (你可以不穿任何上衣去水上樂園)
Car mechanics tell you the truth.(修車工人不跟你說謊)
The world is your urinal.(世界是你的尿壺)
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.(你不用因為加油站的廁所太噁心而開車到下個加油站)
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.(你不用想也知道螺絲釘該轉那一邊)
Same work, more pay.(一樣的工作，較多的薪水)
Wrinkles add character.(皺紋添加個性)
Wedding dress £500.(結婚禮服只要500英鎊)
Tux rental-£100.(晚宴禮服租金只要100英鎊)
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.(當你說話的時候，別人不會盯著你的胸部看)
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.(新鞋不會讓你割腳、起水泡或皮破血流)
One mood all the time.(隨時隨地同一種心情)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.(電話只要講30秒就可以結束)
You know stuff about tanks.(你知道坦克車相關資訊)
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.(5天的旅行只需要帶一個公事包)
You can open all your own jars.(你可以自己打開所有的罐頭)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.(一點點體貼的行為就讓你贏得特殊加分點數)
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.(如果有人忘記邀請你，他/她還是你的朋友)---真正道出女人為何不開心
Your underwear is £4.99 for a three-pack.(你的內衣3件只要4.99英鎊)
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.(三雙鞋就足足有餘)
You almost never have strap problems in public.(你在公眾場合幾乎不會有肩帶問題)
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.(你無法看見衣服有皺紋)
Everything on your face stays its original color.(你臉上的每個部分永遠保持其原始的顏色)
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.(同一個髮型維持數年，甚至數十年)
You only have to shave your face and neck.(你只需要刮你的臉和脖子)
You can play with toys all your life.(你可以一輩子都玩玩具)
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.(一個皮夾和一雙鞋，每季都同一個顏色)
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.(不管你的腿長的如何，你都可以穿短褲)
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.(你可以用口袋小刀剪指甲)
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.(要不要留鬍子，你有選擇的自由)
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.(你可以在12月24日當天，以25分鐘的時間為25個親戚買好禮物)
難怪男人總是心情好
男人：
Your last name stays put(你的姓有人傳承).
The garage is all yours.(車庫是屬於你的)
Wedding plans take care of themselves.(婚禮自然而然就安排好了)
Chocolate is just another snack. (巧克力是另一種點心)
You can be President.(你可以當總統)
You can never be pregnant.(你永遠不會懷孕)
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (你可以穿白T-shirt去水上樂園)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. (你可以不穿任何上衣去水上樂園)
Car mechanics tell you the truth.(修車工人不跟你說謊)
The world is your urinal.(世界是你的尿壺)
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.(你不用因為加油站的廁所太噁心而開車到下個加油站)
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.(你不用想也知道螺絲釘該轉那一邊)
Same work, more pay.(一樣的工作，較多的薪水)
Wrinkles add character.(皺紋添加個性)
Wedding dress £500.(結婚禮服只要500英鎊)
Tux rental-£100.(晚宴禮服租金只要100英鎊)
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.(當你說話的時候，別人不會盯著你的胸部看)
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.(新鞋不會讓你割腳、起水泡或皮破血流)
One mood all the time.(隨時隨地同一種心情)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.(電話只要講30秒就可以結束)
You know stuff about tanks.(你知道坦克車相關資訊)
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.(5天的旅行只需要帶一個公事包)
You can open all your own jars.(你可以自己打開所有的罐頭)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.(一點點體貼的行為就讓你贏得特殊加分點數)
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.(如果有人忘記邀請你，他/她還是你的朋友)---真正道出女人為何不開心
Your underwear is £4.99 for a three-pack.(你的內衣3件只要4.99英鎊)
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.(三雙鞋就足足有餘)
You almost never have strap problems in public.(你在公眾場合幾乎不會有肩帶問題)
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.(你無法看見衣服有皺紋)
Everything on your face stays its original color.(你臉上的每個部分永遠保持其原始的顏色)
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.(同一個髮型維持數年，甚至數十年)
You only have to shave your face and neck.(你只需要刮你的臉和脖子)
You can play with toys all your life.(你可以一輩子都玩玩具)
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.(一個皮夾和一雙鞋，每季都同一個顏色)
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.(不管你的腿長的如何，你都可以穿短褲)
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.(你可以用口袋小刀剪指甲)
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.(要不要留鬍子，你有選擇的自由)
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.(你可以在12月24日當天，以25分鐘的時間為25個親戚買好禮物)
難怪男人總是心情好
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