同事寄來的轉寄文章,寫到為何男人總是比女人快樂,覺得其中很多寫到女人的心坎裡,放在這裡跟大家分享。 男人: Your last name stays put(你的姓有人傳承). The garage is all yours.(車庫是屬於你的) Wedding plans take care of themselves.(婚禮自然而然就安排好了) Chocolate is just another snack. (巧克力是另一種點心) You can be President.(你可以當總統) You can never be pregnant.(你永遠不會懷孕) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (你可以穿白T-shirt去水上樂園) You can wear NO shirt to a water park. (你可以不穿任何上衣去水上樂園) Car mechanics tell you the truth.(修車工人不跟你說謊) The world is your urinal.(世界是你的尿壺) You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.(你不用因為加油站的廁所太噁心而開車到下個加油站) You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.(你不用想也知道螺絲釘該轉那一邊) Same work, more pay.(一樣的工作,較多的薪水) Wrinkles add character.(皺紋添加個性) Wedding dress £500.(結婚禮服只要500英鎊) Tux rental-£100.(晚宴禮服租金只要100英鎊) People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.(當你說話的時候,別人不會盯著你的胸部看) New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.(新鞋不會讓你割腳、起水泡或皮破血流) One mood al